Me and Mayotte’s convo
me: aye lets go bar hopping
mayotte: now?
me: its 12:00pm and im in bed u idiot, i meant tommorrow
mayotte: i work days the next day and have to get up at 3am
me: so?
mayotte: alright, being hung over on shift sounds good to me
HAHAHAHAHAHA i cant believe we’re military police officers

