Me and Mayotte’s convo

me: aye lets go bar hopping

mayotte: now?

me: its 12:00pm and im in bed u idiot, i meant tommorrow

mayotte: i work days the next day and have to get up at 3am

me: so?

mayotte: alright, being hung over on shift sounds good to me

HAHAHAHAHAHA i cant believe we’re military police officers